Middle Class People Are Wrapping MDMA In Brie And Swallowing It At Dinner Parties


I’ve often wondered what it’s like when you get older and you go to a dinner party instead of a session, but you still want to get on the sesh and just how easy it is to make this happen. From current experience it doesn’t seem that hard, but I’m just thinking how long this state of being a perpetual wreckhead is going to last.


Well, it turns out that it’s going to be pretty much forever if you want it to be because there are always people out there who have nothing better to do except get messed up, but the format changes slightly as you get older and more and more people are getting involved, even if they’ve had no prior experience. I’m saying this because the Metro have just revealed that they’ve recently spoken to a 50 year old businesswoman who claims that she recently began holding regular MDMA fuelled dinner parties at her London home.

I know, I know you’re probably wondering how anyone can eat anything when they’re gurning their faces off on MDMA, but it turns out there’s a little bit more to it than that. Apparently you have a full on dinner party, then at the end when you’re having the cheese – you know because this is a sophisticated adult dinner party they bring out the cheese to finish – you wrap the MDMA in a cigarette paper and bury it deep within the brie before scoffing it down and then having all the fun that comes along associated with it.

Yeah, that’s actually a real thing now. Bonkers. Here’s the lowdown from the mouth of that mysterious 50 year old businesswoman:


I have a strong circle of female friends and we had tried all the latest fads, food fashions and destination dinner parties but something was missing.

We did not seem to have as much of a laugh than as when we were younger, there always seemed to be barriers up between us.

So, one of our group suggested we all take MDMA together so we could open up to each other and improve our friendships.

Our friend had been given a gram of MDMA by her daughter and we had no idea how to take it, as, though some of us had taken coke before we had not taken MDMA.

I phoned my son who told us not to sniff it but to swallow it, so we wrapped some of the powder in a cigarette paper and put it in Brie and all took some each.

Nothing much happened for forty minutes then then the colours in the rug seemed to be a more vivid and before I know it was in an in-depth conversation about my fantasy sex life with an old friend.

It was such an intense experience. I am sure most of us at that party have done it with other friends so now wrapping MDMA in Brie seems to be a thing now.

A year later and I have been invited to ‘brieing parties’ and people seem to think it was all grand design but I assure you it was not. It is such a middle class way to take drugs, that is probably why it has taken off.

I mean I guess that’s probably it. I suppose this doesn’t really answer my original question of what middle class dinner parties/drug sessions are going to look like in my life in the future because I imagine most people attending these would probably have done drugs previously, but it does tell me that all the moms and dads are out there getting into MDMA at the age of 50 or whatever. Right on.

In all seriousness, fair play to them I guess, I kinda got the impression that older people weren’t thta into trying new things but this has blown my perceptions out of the water. The whole doing it in cheese thing sounded completely bizarre to me to begin with as well, but when you think about it then it’s probably nicer than gumming it or wrapping it in a rank cigarette paper and swallowing it. Maybe I should listen to my elders for once.